Grand Theft Alto

Made for http://itch.io/jam/ruinjam2014 with the intention of ruining video games.

Grand Theft Alto™ is the literal opposite of Grand Theft Auto. It offers 1 type of car to get hijacked by. It offers 1000* guns. It offers zero exciting missions to do in a small, un-sprawling cityscape.

(serious notes: There are probably lots of bugs/ things that make no sense that I haven't caught in development. Direct any concerns/complaints to @thewaether on twitter. This was made in Blitz3d, which is why it's a downloadable. There is no sound at all.)

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UPDATED ON 10/08/16: PATCH NOTES:

1. Removed a crappy conversation with the video game store clerk that I hated & haunted my dreams with how bad it was
   
2. Changed a sign
3. Opening Cutscene doesn't take exorbitantly long time
4. Old version is still on-site, but just hidden. If you want it for whatever reason, drop me a MSG to see if I deem you worthy
5. Map is now upside-down.